Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Random Stuff

Poker-Face
We got invited to dinner by Mere's colleague (a very nice girl, Sylvia) a few Saturdays ago...a fresh thing for us coz, you know, Mere is not exactly the most sociable..was pleasantly surprised when he said we were gonna have plans for that Saturday...

Anyways, dinner turned out really well and we played our very first proper game of poker....Sylvia's friends even had the plastic cards and chips! Great for Mere...he finally got to do what he have always dreamt about - SHOW HAND (a la God of Gamblers) But yah lah...as usual...guess who's money he showed-hand with?...he was already cleaned out by then...so basically with that one Show-Hand he cleared my chips, effectively bankrupting both of us....the irony in that was the pile of chips he showed-hand with was actually won by me in a round of show-hand too....ok ok...I am not a fantastic poker player alright? I put all my chips in only coz I had a set of flush...heheheh...kiasu (or rather, kiasi) I know but still a spectacular win right?

Lost $40 in total, both of us combined...Nonetheless, all in the name of good fun....as what my auntie used to call it..."pay school fees" loh...

Not sure if we did get any decent photos for that nite of poker...check with Mere on that one...

The Lost Art of Cocktails
"Discovered" this bar in Northbridge two Fridays ago...I said "Discovered" only coz we have walked past it during our last 6-7 yrs here but never thought about going in...now I am so hooked!! The band on Friday nite is superb...and most importantly, the cocktails there are fabulous!!!...All freshly-squeezed by the way...haha I can say its healthy, full of vitamin C lah...see, it's winter and I haven't had my cold yet...

I really hate the usual pre-mixed lousy sweet stuff they try and pass off as cocktails in most of the popular joints....seriously, where are all the pple who can make you the world's best cocktail from freakin fresh ingredients?..ok lah, sure the alcohol is not "fresh ingredient" per se...but you know what I mean...

When I pay for a cocktail....coz it's so fancy you wanna charge me more for it, fine..then you jolly well make it a helluva good cocktail..I want the fruit, mint leaves and god knows what other heavenly stuff you put in to be hand-smashed into an unrecognisable pulp...chuck said pulp into a chilled shaker ( I said CHILLED) and give it a really good shake (plus some smooth moves please) before pouring into a perfectly decorated (no ugly umbrellas or pineapples for me, thanks!) and chilled (again, I say CHILLED) martini glass rimmed with salt crystals...perfect for a friday nite drink...celebrating the fact that we have not strangled the boss or slit our throats yet...

My favourite at the bar? Mmmmm...Chilli & Ginger Margaritas...most pple I know don't share my enthusiasm for Tequlia, not to mention the addition of chilli (gasps!) and ginger (eeks!)...u guys dunno what u r missing man....imagine sipping your cocktail, waiting for the alcohol to work its voodoo...then it hits you..the wonderful spice and kick....frighteningly exhilarating...

OOO...can't wait for Friday...missed one last week coz although I brought Jelly to the bar, she wasn't keen on my choice of poison...see what I mean about not many being enthusiastic about the Chilli & Ginger Margarita?...still, we had a good nite and I got to try another cocktail - Luscious Limbo

In a word of fairness, I did go to another bar (strangely called a deli dunno why...I can tell u for sure the prices are not what you can find at the local deli!) recently...on our "wedding anniversary" no less...whose bar staff are just as apt at making cocktails from fresh ingredients...but sadly, aside from chilled shakers and glasses, the other most important thing to me is that my drink simply cannot taste like cough syrup...

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
No I didn't get to read it at 9.02am WST on 21st July 2007. You must know by how Mere reacts when it comes to money and fads....

A few months back:

Whinger: "Why can't I pre-order the freakin book? it's only $29.95!"

Stingy-Miser: "Coz in a couple of weeks after the first release it will cost $19.90 at K-mart"...you guys can see how the conversation went right...

but he is right...it's not that big a deal for me after the initial whinging...I only paid $25.99 for the book a mere 4 days later..haha..yah lah..I know, $4 savings...like damn great liddat...

I am not simply gonna talk abt how great it felt to save $4 (Mere: Up Yours Rowling!)...I just want to say how depressed I was after reading it...damn damn damn...maybe I am sensitive but I got all teary...what a nut job right?

My eyes welled-up when I read to the part where Fred, Lupin & Tonks died. So sad....especially Fred lah...

Aside from giving me "shallow eyelids", I've got another question...maybe it's just me...I'm not the ultimate fan so I admit I might have missed some details...at the part where Harry goes visit his parents' graves...it is written that his parents died on 31st Oct 1981...obviously we all know Harry was a baby then...debatable if he was a year old already...but that is not the point...the point is doesn't that make Harry older than moi?? and I thought he was meant to be 17?

I always thought the books were written in today's day and age..have I missed something for the last 10 years?


Monday, July 23, 2007

Backlog No. 1

Being that I have delayed my start into the blogging community for like what, the last 2-3 years...I envisioned my blogging genesis to be horrifically long-winded (which I admit I am) and possibly damn out-dated as well since I would probably talk about stuff that happened months or even years ago...

A lot of which I am about to blog about (over the next few weeks perhaps) have been told to friends and family..so technically there is nothing new...but I still want to talk about them coz..well, I dunno...coz it amuses me and I want to remember these things forever?!?

ha...some of these things can be so lame and so simple...but I still crack up when I see/hear/read about them...maybe I am shallow...it seriously doesn't take a lot to give me laughing fits...

One of the more recent funny things I have come across is Little Becky. *Bear with me Andrea, you have probably heard the funniest one...but trust me, there's more where it came from* ...she is the smartest and funniest little Irish girl or 'lovely lass' as they would say...how cute is she??

You guys got to seriously hear these Becky Classics to see what I mean:

- Little Becky wants to demolish her school
- Little Becky rings comedian Des Bishop
- Little Becky's issue with spare tyres
- Little Becky wants to be a Footballer's wife
- Little Becky sorts out her lazy Dad

Sorry guys...I can't do fancy shit with this bloody thing yet...so no such thing as mp3 streaming...for now anyway....

Hope these amuses you as much as it does for me...


Sunday, July 22, 2007

Entry 1

For me, this blog is about selling my dog's sexual services as much as it's being about my disdain for blogs....


If you choose to continue reading, you will hear a tirade of abuse focused on this stupidity that a community of loser nerds term "the blog".


You have been warned....


What? ... you still reading?!?!


Ok ...


Does anybody really give a toss about the drivel that is being spewed on this scourge of the internet ... we have come to know as "the blog"?


Btw, does anyone know the origin of the word? ... guess not ...
wikipedia does ... check out the pic of the 'early blogger' ... your fore-father... shame he managed to breed...


A medium that because is cheap seems to give even the most pathetic authors a license to publish their mind-numbing crap.

I've only recently been made to read the literary contributions of some apparently 'top bloggers' (some characters called Xiaxue another one called Karen Cheng) gosh! the content is so worthy of the Pulitzer prize .... NOT.

Why is there this fascination with the lives of others? It's like an extension of the love of reality tv ... goodness... the great content!! like watching hair grow... have we no lives of our own that we have to live vicariously through some (likely to be made up) bullshit adventures? ...

What's that? you actually believe that these jokers have unlimited time and funds to go out and live la vida everyday and then rush back to their computers to share it with you? ... how about that daily life stuff ... good god!! my life is boring enough not to want to check out how "more boring" some other twit's could be ...


So why do people read these ratings and assist these loons in making advertising dollars because you have contributed to their hit count? Why are you reading this now???


Strange ... the pondering continues...


Close entry.

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Hello World!

Ahem...testing testing...

As most may know, I have procrastinated signing up for a blog for the longest time. I guess it is just that I am worried about various things, from having nothing intelligent to say to simply I don't want to do something unless I can give it a decent go...

So anyway, I have decided to rope in Mere and start up with small expections that people might find us at least a wee bit interesting and perhaps even entertaining enough to read our drivel (as mere puts it: "who wants to read crap about other pple's lives")....hmm...but let's not be pessimistic and see how it goes...

Basically all I am going to say is that it took me this long to finally dip my toes in...please give us virgin bloggers some support...thank you thank you thank you...